An Italian wedding test 84



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I was a very happy man; my wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me.

It was her beautiful younger sister, Bella.

My prospective sister-in-law was 22, wore very tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less.

She would regularly bend down when she was near me. I always got more than a nice view.

It had to be deliberate as she never did it around anyone else.

One day she called me and asked me to come over to “check my sister’s wedding invitations”, she said.

She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me. She couldn’t overcome them anymore.

She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married.

She said “Before you commit your life to my sister”.

Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn’t say a word.

She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, if you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me”.

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment.

Then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lord and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me.

He said, “Paulie, we are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family my son”.

And the moral of this story is: always keep your condoms in your car.

Thank you to Izzame for sending this one in. If you want to read some other great jokes, click here. Or to submit one of your own to share with the Starts at 60 community, click here.

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  1. Sadly I wish I could find the desire to cheat on one you love amusing, but no, this one did not work for me.

    13 REPLY
    • Me neither, there is extreme security in knowing your love would never cheat simply because they wouldn’t take the chance of losing the relationship they treasure so highly, I’m so blessed to have this with my wonderful husband.

    • Most jokes are based on real life. I read it to my husband and he didn’t find it very funny either.

    • Laugh a little peeps. There are too many things in our lives to be serious about and if you read the JOKE properly you will see that he didn’t accept the chance to cheat.

    • Just a joke – agree. If anything should be p…ed off with the family for being so underhanded. Barb – he would have if he could have.

    • Glad you are enjoying it but unsure why you feel the need to insist I should. I don’t insist you find it distasteful. Taste is subjective. We used to laugh at rape jokes and nigger jokes (as a society) we don’t now. Maybe I am ahead of my time or maybe I am just without humour, but either way, I am ok with it.

    • If it was Billy Crystal telling the joke everyone would be laughing. It was just a joke. Geez lighten up people.

    • Robyn Nock Doesn’t matter who tells it, the content does not amuse me. Happy it amuses you but please, no need to tell me what I should or should not find amusing.

  2. It’s just a laugh lighten up

    4 REPLY
    • It’s not funny in real life. Might only be a joke to some. Lighten up is a mean comment

    • Karin Mary , It didn’t happen in real life, can’t you tell the difference between a joke and real life, Lighten up !!

    • As a study in psychology I find it interesting that some feel the need to tell others that what they think or feel is wrong. Lighten up means simply that “my’ sense of humour is right and yours is wrong. It’s neither, it’s just different.

    • The fact is some people find jokes funny and they are allowed to laugh if they want to. Just don’t laugh if you don’t want to and mind your beeswax. Haha

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