All I want for my birthday is…

In January, my wife, a doctor, met with an elderly patient. “So what did you get for your birthday?” she
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In January, my wife, a doctor, met with an elderly patient.

“So what did you get for your birthday?” she asked.

“I’m very excited,” he said. “I got an SUV.”

“Nice! What type?

“The Socks, Underwear, and Viagra kind”!

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  1. Linda Carley

    You must have lost something in the telling of that, it’s just not funny at all.

  2. Leone O

    SUV = Sport Utility Vehicle. Usually a taller vehicle with a full frame, and taller suspension (high ground clearance). Also common is a cargo area that is not separated from the passenger area (unlike the trunk of a typical car) …. I don’t want one. Dragging my arse up into it then having to abseil out of it. No Thanks.

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