A child gets confused 43



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A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctor’s surgery.

“Why is your stomach so big?”, he asks.

“Im having a baby”, she replies.

“Is the baby in your stomach?”, he asks, with his big eyes.

“Yes, it is”. – she says.

“Is it a good baby?” he asks, with a puzzled look.

“Oh, yes. A really good baby”, the lady replies.

Shocked and surprised, he asks, “Then why did you eat him?”


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  1. When my children were small my daughter went up to a mum to be and all she said was I know what you have been dolng .I sure left the shops very quickly lol

  2. My 3 yr old. ( many yrs ago! ) asked a nun if she was pregnant when we were on a train! She kept walking very fast!!

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