Now that it is official that NASA has found water on Mars, all anyone can talk about on Twitter is the terrific puns and jokes that started flowing from early this morning. We’ve got a selection of the best that will keep you laughing all morning long!
For more actual insight on the announcement, please read: Water on Mars! Will we land people there this lifetime.
OMG Water on Mars confirmed pic.twitter.com/qiWGHFCwOx
— Revitalize (@Revitalize) September 28, 2015
NASA has found liquid water flowing on Mars. via /r/Jokes http://t.co/o2YdpnvCh4
— me (@not_actuallyme) September 28, 2015
— Katie Linendoll (@KatieLinendoll) September 28, 2015
Mars was so jealous of the Moon that it pissed itself to get attention. #MarsAnnouncement
— Will Noonan (@willnoonan) September 28, 2015
How long will it be before Whole Foods starts selling artisanal, mineral-infused Mars water for $50,000 a bottle? #MarsAnnouncement
— Joe Nelson (@joe___nelson) September 28, 2015
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Hey, unless the water you found on Mars was in a cup carried by a full on alien, I’M NOT INTERESTED!
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) September 28, 2015
Mars’s water just broke, the moon is bloody, and we left Pluto with a broken heart. URANUS IS NOT SAFE.
— Matthew Inman (@Oatmeal) September 28, 2015
Moon: Super Mars: Has water Earth: Three more Fast & Furious movies
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) September 28, 2015
Damp salt, enjoy your 15 minutes of Twitter fame.
— Josh Lincoln Dickey (@JLDlite) September 28, 2015
“We have discovered flowing water on Mars. So you know what that means… MARTIAN WATER SLIDES!” 🎶Vacation all I ever wanted…🎶
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) September 28, 2015
Water discovered on Mars. I guess that means I can water my lawn for more than 38 seconds a week? – Twitter user 467,000 to make that joke.
— Jimmy Pardo (@jimmypardo) September 28, 2015
“Ooh, look at #SuperBloodMoon!” “Ooh, look at Mars!” Then you turn around. Mercury has stolen your wallet and fled to the sun.
— Maureen Johnson (@maureenjohnson) September 28, 2015
— Aaron Paul (@aaronpaul_8) September 28, 2015