Have we run out of Australian celebrities? 279



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Watching ‘I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here!’ last night on Channel Ten has made it glaringly obvious that this is it: this is the calibre of Australian celebrities we have on offer, and most of them are no-names. Sure, we have the Nicole Kidmans and Russell Crowes but they are far above our local, well-known people, and they wouldn’t touch a reality show with a 10-foot pole.

It made me wonder where all of our A-listers have gone. Many years ago we had people who you’d really be star struck by if you saw them on the street. Just some of the ones I remember were Daryl Somers, Jeannie Little, Adriana Xenides, Baby John Burgess, Tony Barber, Red Simons, Frankie J Holden, Johnny Young, Anne Tenney, Jason Donovan, Kylie Minogue, Lisa McCune, Eric Bana, Rebecca Gibney, Patty Newton, Marcus Graham, Guy Pierce and Andrew Macfarlane.

We didn’t have reality TV shows to try to revive has-been stars’ careers – yes, Dancing with the Stars was only a recent invention – we let them gracefully age and attend Logies ceremonies.

While there aren’t any over 60s battling it out in ‘I’m a Celebrity’, there is an internationally familiar face, but still, I don’t think most people our age would blink any eyelid if we saw her on the street. Maureen McCormick, the original Marcia Brady, is now 58 and has already started showing signs that her perceived fame has gone to her head. It is also a bit sad to see Merv Hughes trying his hand at yet another reality show, with the former cricketer previously having “starred” on 2004’s Celebrity Overhaul. The remaining participants in the show are Chrissie Swan, Leisel Jones and several other good looking young wannabes.

Other shows we’ve seen tired “celebrities” on have been the aforementioned Dancing with the Stars, Dancing on Ice, MasterChef All-stars, Excess Baggage, Celebrity Splash and It Takes Two – all of which were filled with D-listers or people we had never heard of. What we need to remember, though, is that even if viewers complain that there aren’t enough real celebrities, we don’t exactly have any alternatives.



But is that the beauty of our country? Should we just laugh at ourselves and acknowledge that “celebrity” is a very loose term? Or do we really need to re-assess these shows? Who is our biggest celebrity? 

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  1. i agree why use a has been septic tank in a Aussie show, this is why i no longer watch these shows.

  2. I questioned that the first night it aired. The promo said Aussie celebrities and not only is the word celebrity questionable when used to describe some of the contestants, but, when did Maureen McCormick become an Australian, let alone an Australian celebrity.

  3. Its just light hearted entertainment i wont critisize it or anyone on it if people dont like it dont watch it .

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  4. I flicked between 3 channels last night and gave that one the flick,faster than I landed on it. That was my exact exclamation, Who are these people! Fizzer!

  5. Mike here-you are lucky, wemadeit into the first ad breakon the very fist episode, more reason not to watch TV.

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