The answer to a common relationship problem

What's the solution to this common household argument?

I’ll tell you a tale of a marital fight
That begs and begs to be put right

He starts like this (and here I quote):
“It’s gone again. Who’s got the remote?
I need it now. I’m sure you know
It’s nearly time for my favourite show.”

Then I say: “If you look, you’ll see it’s there
Under the seat of your favourite chair.”

Then he flicks ‘round the channels,
Nearly drives me insane
But I’ve a solution …
And this I’ll explain –

To gain some control, I need to get tough….

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I just grab the remote and then – turn it off!

Is this a common fight in your household?