Daily Joke: A young woman went to the doctor

A young woman said to her doctor: “You have to help me, I hurt all over.”

“What do you mean?” said the doctor.

The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled: “Ow, that hurts.” Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled: “Ouch! That hurts, too.” Then she touched her right earlobe. “Ow, even that hurts.”

The doctor examined her for a moment before nodding in realisation. “Ah, I thought so,” said the doctor. “You have a sprained finger.”