The rules of marriage

A typical macho man marries a typical good-looking woman and after the wedding he lays down the following rules:

“I’ll come home when I want and at what time I want and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table, unless I tell you that I won’t be home for dinner. I’ll go hunting, fishing boozing and card-playing when I want with my old friends and don’t you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?”

His new wife responds, “No, that’s fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here every evening at 7 o’clock – whether you’re here or not!”

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