Daily Joke: Under oath

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Struggling to question a difficult witness, the lawyer tried to win her over with flattery.

“Miss, you seem like an intelligent, honest woman who wouldn’t lie to the court,” the lawyer said.

“Thank you,” said the woman. “If I weren’t under oath, I’d return the compliment.”


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