Some (funny) thoughts on ageing

Here are a few, clever, funny and very true views on ageing…

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull up your zipper.
It’s even worse when you forget to pull it down.

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
If you’re feeling ancient and thinking you’d like to be young again – remember Algebra.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Others think, “I look this way because I’ve traveled a long way and the roads of life aren’t paved.”

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

One of the best things about ageing is, it’s so much better than being young.

Being young is beautiful – but being old is comfortable.

What are your thoughts on ageing??