Two guys are playing golf and the women in front of them are really taking their time.
One man complains: “Good god these women are slow. What the hell is taking them so long?”
The other man says: “I’m gonna go ask those ladies if we can play through.”
He starts walking up to the ladies but then stops halfway there.
He quickly turns around and rushes back to his friend.
His friend asks “What happened?”
He replies: “One of those women is my wife, and the other is my mistress.”
“Can you please go and talk to them?”
The second man shakes his head and starts to walk over. He gets halfway there and turns around.
When he gets back, his friend asks: “Now what happened?”
He replies: “Small world.”