Two elderly ladies have been friends for decades. Over the years, they partook in many activities and adventures together. Lately, their activities have been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.
One day when they were playing cards, one looked at the other and said: “Now don’t get mad at me – I know we’ve been friends for a long time, but I just can’t think of your name. I’ve thought and thought, but I can’t remember it. Please tell me what it is.”
Her friend glared at her for a few minutes before replying, “How soon do you need to know?”
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