Dear Charlie

Dear Charlie,

We’ve been neighbours for six tumultuous years.When you borrowed my grass-blower, you returned it in pieces. When I was sick, you blasted Metallica. When your dog decorated my lawn, you laughed. I could go on, but I’m not one to hold grudges. So I am writing this letter to let you know, your house is on fire.

Cordially, Harry.

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