One day, at a local cafe, a man suddenly calls out: “Help! My son’s choking! He’s swallowed a dollar coin. Help! Please, anyone! Help!”
A man from a nearby table stands up and announces that he’s quite experienced at this sort of thing.
He steps over with almost no look of concern at all, digs his arms into the boy’s jeans, then wraps his hands around the boy’s testicles and squeezes.
The boy screams in pain, but out pops the coin.
The man then goes back to his table as though nothing has happened.
“Thank you! Thank you!” the father cries. “Are you a paramedic?”
“No,” replies the man. “I work for the Tax Office”.