Daily Joke: The definition of success

Aug 28, 2021
What does success mean to you? Source: Getty Images

At birth, success if being alive.

At age 3, success is not pooping in your pants.

At age 10, success is having friends.

At age 16, success is having your learner’s permit.

At age 20, success is having sex.

At age 30, success is having money.

At age 40, success is having money.

At age 60, success is having sex.

At age 70, success is having your driver’s licence.

At age 80, success is having friends.

At age 85, success is not pooping in your pants.

At age 100, success is being alive.

Need another laugh? Have a look at some of our other great jokes here.

Leave your comment

Please sign in to post a comment.
Retrieving conversation…
Stories that matter
Emails delivered daily
Sign up