A man decides to start a home maintenance service to make some extra money. He walks around a wealthy neighbourhood and walks up to the first house.
A man answers the door and asks if there is anything he can do. He tells him “The porch needs painting, how much would that cost?”
He replies “How does $50 sound?”
He agrees and he gets to work.
When the man goes back into his house his wife asks him, “Does he know the porch wraps around the house?”
He tells her, “He has to, he saw it”
About an hour later the man comes to the door to collect his money. He says “I had extra paint so I put on two coats”.
The homeowner is really impressed and gives him the money.
He thanks him and says “And by the way, it’s a BMW, not a porch!”