Daily Joke: My aged favourite things!

We hope you enjoy these hilarious new words for the Julie Andrews classic!

Maalox & nose drops 
& needles for knitting
Walkers & handrails 
and new dental fittin’s,
Bundles of magazines 
tied up with string,
These are a few of my favourite things.

Cadillacs, cataracts, 
hearing aids, glasses,
Polident, Fixodent, 
false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts 
& porches with swings,
These are a few of my favourite things.

When the pipes leak,
When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad,
Then I remember my favourite things
And then I don’t feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets, 
and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food nor
food cook’d with onions,
Bathrobes & heat pads,
hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favourite things.

Back pains, confused brains,
and no fear of sinnin’,
Thin bones and fractures 
and hair that is thinnin’.
And we won’t mention 
our short shrunken frames
When we remember our favourite things.

When the joints ache,
When the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I’ve had,
And then I don’t feel so bad.

THEN I REMEMBER 
THE GREAT LIFE
I’VE HAD
AND THEN I DON’T FEEL
SOOOO BAAAAD !!!!

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