Daily Joke: Jack was in the shower

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Jack was living in the middle of the country during a heatwave.

“It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,” he complained to his wife as he stepped out of the shower. “Honey, what do you think the neighbours would say if I mowed the lawn like this?”

His wife took a moment to look his body up and down.

Finally she tilted her head back and said, “Probably that I married you for your money.”


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