Daily Joke: Gone fishin’

Jan 30, 2022
What a slippery sucker that man is! Source: Getty

Four married men go fishing. They’re sitting, and fishing and drinking beer in the boat, when suddenly the first man says:

“You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.”

Second man says “That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool.”

Third man retorts “Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.”

They continue to fish when they realised that the fourth man has not said a word. So they asked him. “You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What’s the deal?”

Fourth man said “I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, “Fishing or Sex” and she said, “Wear sunscreen.”

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