A woman calls triple-0 …she’s in labour. Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Katie, a 3-year-old girl to hold a torch high over her mummy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Katie did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Katie for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year-old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Katie quickly responded, “He shouldn’t have crawled in there in the first place, smack his arse again!”.