This is from an interview with 101-year-old Hattie Mae Macdonald of Feague, Kentucky…
Reporter: Can you give us some health tips for reaching the age of 101?
Hattie: For better digestion I drink beer. In the case of appetite loss I drink white wine. For low blood pressure I drink Red Wine. In the case of high blood pressure I drink scotch. And when I have a cold I drink Schnapps.
Reporter: When do you drink water? Hattie: I’ve never been that sick!