The importance of water
By Starts at 60 WritersIn JokesOn Wednesday 29th Jul, 2015

The importance of water

This is from an interview with 101-year-old Hattie Mae Macdonald of Feague, Kentucky…

Reporter: Can you give us some health tips for reaching the age of 101?

Hattie: For better digestion I drink beer. In the case of appetite loss I drink white wine. For low blood pressure I drink Red Wine. In the case of high blood pressure I drink scotch. And when I have a cold I drink Schnapps.

Reporter: When do you drink water? Hattie: I’ve never been that sick!

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