The four stages of life, in Santa Clause terms.
1. You believe in Santa.
2. You don’t believe in Santa.
3. You pretend to be Santa.
4. You look like Santa.
Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise.
He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD, and now it’s fine.
You’ve never heard of the 10th Reindeer?
The first eight are Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen.
The ninth is Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, and the 10th is the jerk called Olive.
Why do I call her a jerk? You know… Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names.