Daily Joke: The man, the monkey and the bar

Jan 09, 2022
The monkey devoured a bowl of peanuts. Source: Getty Images

A guy and his monkey walk into a local bar. The monkey jumps on the counter and gobbles up a bowl of peanuts.

The bartender asked the guy, “Did you see what your monkey just did?”

The guy replied, “Yeah, he does that all the time. He’s always hungry. I’ll pay for the peanuts,” and hands the bartender $5. The bartender clinks a couple of coins as change onto the counter, which the monkey promptly grabs and swallows.

The guy said, “Oh he eats random things all the time.”

To prove the point, the monkey jumps onto the pool table and stuffs the cue ball down his throat. Sighing, the man brings out his wallet.

The next week, the man and his monkey go back to the bar. This time, the monkey sees cherries on the counter. He grabs one, rams it up his bottom, removes it and eats it.

Disgusted, the bartender asks the guy, “Did you see what your monkey just did?”

The guy says, “Yeah, ever since he had to poop out that cue ball he ate last week, he’ll be darned if he doesn’t measure everything first.”

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