A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
“You can’t cut me down,” the tree complains. “I’m a talking tree!”
The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”
How was the Christmas tree like a bad seamstress?
They both drop needles
What is something you can say to praise a Christmas tree, but shouldn’t say to a woman?
Looks pretty in the darkness.
Dani and Marie are walking in forest searching for a Christmas tree. They both walk a long time, but couldn’t find one they liked.
Hour by hour passes, but still none of the trees are good enough. It’s getting dark.
At close to midnight one of them suddenly says, “Ugh, let’s just pick one without decorations.”
What’s the difference between a Christmas tree and a man?
A Christmas tree will stay up for weeks, has cute baubles, and looks good with the lights on.