A guy goes to see his psychiatrist. “Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I am a teepee, then I am a wigwam.”
The doctor nods, as the man continues to explain his woes.
“Then I am a teepee again, then I am a wigwam, and then I am a teepee.”
He explains that the dreams are driving him nuts and says, “What’s wrong with me, Doc?”
“It’s simple,” replies the doctor. “You are two tents.”