Two mints are having an argument in a bar. Both are arguing about who’s the hardest, who would win in a fight between them, and general bragging and macho rubbish.
All of a sudden an Extra Strong Mint walks in and they both hide under the table until he finishes his drink and leaves.
The barman comes up to them and laughs “I thought you two were showing off how great fighters you both are? What happened there?”
The mints turn to the barman and say, “Look mate, we might be hard cases but that guy’s menthol!”