Daily Joke: The computer nerd and the new bike

A Computer Science student at a major university showed up at his buddy’s dorm room with a new bike. His buddy said, “Sweet bike, where’d ya get it?”

“You’ll never believe this,” he said. “Yesterday I saw a beautiful woman riding this bike in the park, and I winked at her. She came over, threw the bike down, took off her clothes, and said to me ‘take what you want’.”

His buddy stared at him blankly for a minute, then said, “Smart. Her clothes would have never fit you.”

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

To.

To who?

To *whom.*

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