A software engineer gets sent to the corner store by his wife. She tells him, “Go and get a 1 litre of milk, and if they have eggs get six.”
So he disappears and comes back 10 minutes later with 6 litres of milk.
“Why on earth did you get 6 litres of milk?” His wife asks.
He replies, “They had eggs.”
Arguing with your wife is like reading a software licensing agreement.
In the end you just ignore everything and click ‘I agree’.
Two men were breaking into a high security software company. They couldn’t get their code breaker to work for the back door, so, in a last desperate attempt to short circuit the security, one of them peed on the access panel.
It began smoking, a couple sparks flew, and boom, the back door clicked open.
They looked at each other, impressed and relieved.