Mr Carrot was out riding his motorcycle on a beautiful day. Suddenly a car cuts in front of him and he goes flying off his bike. A few hours later Mrs Carrot gets a call from the hospital.
“Mrs Carrot, this is Dr Carrot, and I’m calling you to let you know that your husband got into a terrible accident.”
“Oh my gosh, no! Is he ok?” she asked
“Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news” the good doctor said.