A man on holiday called a seaside hotel to ask its location.
“It’s only a stone’s throw from the beach,” he was told.
“But how will I recognise it?” asked the man.
The owner replied: “It’s the one with all the broken windows.”
A police officer pulls over a car full of nuns. The officer says: “Sister, the speed limit on this highway is 60km/h. Why are you going so slow?”
The sister replies: “I saw a lot of signs that said 30, not 60.”
The officer says: “Sister, that’s the name of the highway, not the speed limit.”
“Silly me,” the embarrassed nun says. “Thanks for letting me know. I’ll be more careful.”
But then the officer glances in the back seat where the other nuns are quaking with fear. He asks: “Excuse me, Sister, what’s wrong with your friends?”
The sister says: “Oh, we just got off Highway 201.”
A man was standing behind an older couple at the ATM. He could see the man struggling with the buttons so he turned around and said something to his wife.
All of a sudden the wife pushed the husband over. Shocked, the man rushed forward.
“What did you do that for?” he asked the wife while helping the man up.
The wife shrugged and said: “He asked me to help him check his balance!”
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