Daily Joke: Kermit’s gift

Three women were out golfing one day and one of them hit her ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

“If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes,” the frog said to her.

The woman freed the frog and the frog thanked her before saying, “I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better.”

The woman said that would be okay, and for her first wish she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

“You do realise this wish will make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, and women will flock to him?” the frog cautioned.

“That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me,” the woman replied.

*Poof* She was the most beautiful woman in the world.

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be 10 times richer than you.”

“That will be okay because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine,” the woman replied.

*Poof* She was the richest woman in the world.

The frog then enquired about her third wish and she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack, please.”

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