George, 90, goes to the doctor for his annual check-up. All of his test results have come back normal and his doctor is most impressed.
“George, everything looks great physically. How are you feeling mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, do you have a good relationship with your God?”
“Doc, me and God are tight,” George says. “He knows I have poor eyesight, so he’s fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom (poof) the light goes on when I wee and then (poof) the light goes off when I’m done.”
“Wow!” says the doctor. “That’s incredible.”
A little later in the day the doctor calls George’s wife.
“Thelma,” he says, “George is fine. Physically he’s in fantastic shape. I’m calling because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that when he gets up in the middle of the night (poof) the light goes on in the bathroom and then (poof) it goes off?”
Thelma was shocked.
“That old fool! He’s been weeing in the fridge again!”