Daily Joke: Digging a hole

A man looks over his garden fence and finds his neighbour digging a hole in the back garden.

“What are you up to?” he asks.

“I’m digging a hole for my dead hamster,” the neighbour replies.

“Oh, I’m sorry to hear that. Say, isn’t that hole a bit big for a hamster?”

“Of course it is,” replies the neighbour. “It’s inside your damn cat!”

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