Daily Joke: An old lady was standing on the deck of a cruise ship

An old lady was standing on the deck of a cruise ship, holding onto her hat tightly so it would not blow off in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said, “Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?”

“Yes, I know,” said the lady. “I need both hands to hold onto this hat.”

“But madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!” said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, “Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. But I just bought this hat yesterday!”

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