An Aussie walks into the pub one night wearing one thong.

One patron asks him, “What happened mate? Did you lose a thong?”

The guy replies, “Nah mate, I found one!”

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Did you hear about the two baked beans that hitchhiked around Australia?

They ended up in Cairns.

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When is a bear not a bear?

When he doesn’t have the right koalifications.

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