Daily Joke: A retired army vet had to go to the doctor

Nov 23, 2020
The man paused for a moment as he thought about his response. Source: Pexels.

An old retired army vet went for his annual check up with the doctor. After looking him over, the doctor asked: “When was the last time you were intimate with a woman?”

The man paused for a moment as he thought about his response. Finally he answered: “1955, I believe”.

“Wow! It’s been a long while then?” the doctor replied.

The army vet shrugged and responded: “I guess so, it’s only 20:15 right now right?”

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