Daily Joke: A man has an emergency fishing trip

A man phones home from his office and says to his wife, “I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It’s the opportunity of a lifetime. I have to leave right away. Pack my clothes, my fishing equipment and my blue silk pyjamas. I’ll be home in an hour to pick them up.”

The man rushes home to grab everything. He hugs his wife, apologises for the short notice and then hurries off.

A week later, the man returns and his wife asks, “Did you have a good trip, dear?”

The man replies, “Yep, the fishing was great, we were out on the water all day, every day! But honey, you forgot to pack my blue silk pyjamas.”

His wife smiles and says, “Oh no I didn’t. I put them in your tackle box.”

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