Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A woman’s husband was in a coma

A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.

One day, he motioned for her to come nearer. She sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears: “You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?”

“What dear?” she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

“I think you’re bad luck, get the heck away from me!”

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: Karl went to an interview for a new job

Karl, fresh out of accounting school, went to an interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his education, but then asked: “What is three times seven?”

“Twenty-two,” Karl replied.

After he left, he double-checked it on his calculator and realised he wouldn’t get the job.

About two weeks later, he got a letter that said he was hired for the job! He was not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, but was still very curious.

The next day, Karl went in and asked why he got the job, even though he got such a simple question wrong.

The boss shrugged and said: “Well, you were the closest.”

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A woman returned back to work after a hair cut

A woman returned back to work after a hair cut.

Her boss said: “You got your hair cut on company time.”

She answered: “It grew on company time.”

“Not all that hair,” the boss said

“I didn’t get it all cut.”

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