A 60 year old millionaire is getting married and throws a big wedding reception.
His friends are quite jealous and in a quiet moment one of them asks him how he landed such a hot 23 year old beauty.
“Simple,” grins the millionaire. “I faked my age.”
His friends are really amazed and ask him how much he said.
“Well”, he replied. “I said I was 87!”
A newlywed couple wake up one morning on their honeymoon and the man suggests: “Darling, why don’t you brew us some coffee?”
The wife looks confused and says: “But that’s your task, honey.”
“It’s all over the Bible, dearest,” she tells him.
“The Bible says nothing about who’s supposed to be brewing coffee!”
The wife grabs hold of a copy and starts flipping pages at random: “See? It’s everywhere: Hebrews, Hebrews, Hebrews.”
A little boy looks at his mum at a wedding and says: “Mummy, why is the girl dressed all in white?”
His mum answers: “The girl is called a bride and she is in white because she’s very happy and this is the happiest day of her life.”
The boy nods and then says: “Okay, and why is the boy all in black?”