Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A husband and wife were arguing

In the middle of an argument a man said to his wife: “I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time!”

The wife responded calmly: “Allow me to explain. The good Lord made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; and he made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!”

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A blonde stopped at a petrol station

A blonde stopped at a petrol station, got out of the car, opened the bonnet, and checked the engine oil. After a few seconds of what appeared to be intelligent thinking she took the dipstick in her hand and walked over to the attendant.

“Excuse me,” she said, “but can I buy a longer dipstick?”

“Sure, ma’am, of course. Why do you need a longer one?”

“Because this one isn’t long enough to reach the oil.”

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A chief cannibal was talking to a captive

The chief cannibal was questioning his newest captive. “Tell me, what was your business before we found you?”

“I was in the newspaper business.”

“What did you do?”

“Assistant Editor.”

“Ah, good news. Promotion awaits you. After tonight, you will be editor-in-chief.”

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