Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A driver was pulled over by a police officer

A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding.

As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. “What are those for?” she asked suspiciously.

“I’m a juggler,” the man replied. “I use those in my act.”

“Well, show me,” the officer demanded.

The driver got out the machetes and started juggling them, starting with three, then more, and then finally seven at one time. He juggled them overhand, underhand, and behind the back, putting on a dazzling show and amazing the officer.

As another car passed by, the driver did a double take and said to himself: “I’ve got to give up drinking! Look at the test they’re giving now.”

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A man went into a cafe

A man went into a cafe and asked for a meat pie. “Shall I cut it for you?” said the waiter.

“Yes, please,” said the man.

“How many pieces?” asked the waiter. “Four or six?”

“Better make it four. I don’t think I can eat six!”

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: An employee went to speak to his boss

An employee went to speak to his boss. “Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?”

“Sure, come on in. What can I do for you?” the boss said.

“Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this firm for over ten years.”

“Yes.”

“I won’t beat around the bush,” the employee said. “Sir, I would like a raise. I currently have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to you first. I understand your position, and I know that the current economic downturn has had a negative impact on sales, but you must also take into consideration my hard work, pro-activeness and loyalty to this company for over a decade.”

The boss answered: “Taking into account these factors, and considering I don’t want to start a brain drain, I’m willing to offer you a ten percent raise and an extra five days of vacation time. How does that sound?”

“Great! It’s a deal! Thank you, sir!”

“Before you go, just out of curiosity, what companies were after you?” the boss asked.

“Oh, the electric company, gas company, water company and the mortgage company!”

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