A woman who is not very bright goes to visit her husband in jail. Before leaving, she tells a correctional officer: “You shouldn’t make my husband work like that. He’s exhausted!”
The officer laughs and says: “Are you kidding? All he does is eat, sleep and stay in his cell!”
“That’s a lie!” the woman responds. “He just told me he’s been digging a tunnel for months!”
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