Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A woman goes to visit her husband in jail

"That's a lie!" the woman responds. Source: Pixabay.

A woman who is not very bright goes to visit her husband in jail. Before leaving, she tells a correctional officer: “You shouldn’t make my husband work like that. He’s exhausted!”

The officer laughs and says: “Are you kidding? All he does is eat, sleep and stay in his cell!”

“That’s a lie!” the woman responds. “He just told me he’s been digging a tunnel for months!”

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