Starts at 60 Daily Joke: Two young businessmen were opening a new store

Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window. Source: Pexels.

Two young businessmen were sitting down for a break in the new store they were about to open in the shopping centre.

As the store’s merchandise hadn’t arrived yet, only a few shelves and display racks had been set up.

One said to the other: “I bet that any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put their face on the window and ask what we’re selling.”

Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious older gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and knocked on the glass. In a loud voice, he asked: “What are you selling here?”

Rolling his eyes, one of the men replied sarcastically: “We’re selling idiots.”

Without skipping a beat, the old timer answered: “You must be doing well. Only two left.”

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