Starts at 60 Daily Joke: Two cows are in a field

Two cows are grazing around, talking about life in the field.

One cow says to the other: “Hey, have you heard about that Mad Cow Disease that’s going around? Sounds pretty scary doesn’t it?”

The other cow scoffs and answers: “Oh yeah, it sounds horrible. Geez, it just makes you glad you’re a penguin, doesn’t it?”

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