Two little boys were arguing.

“My father is better than your father!” one shouted.

“No he’s not!” The other replied.

“My brother is better than your brother!” the first hit back.

“No he’s not!”

“My mother is better than your mother!” The first finally said.

The second boy paused and said: “Well I guess you’ve got me there. My father says the same thing.”

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