Daily Joke: Three men are talking about their wives

"I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. This week I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine." Source: Getty.

Three men are talking about their wives at a bar. The first man says, “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. Last week I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine.”

The second man says, “I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. This week I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn’t mine.”

The last man replies, “I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.”

Both of his friends look at him with utter disbelief. He continues, “No, I’m serious. Yesterday I came home and found a jockey under our bed.”

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