Three men are talking about their wives at a bar. The first man says, “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. Last week I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine.”
The second man says, “I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. This week I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn’t mine.”
The last man replies, “I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.”
Both of his friends look at him with utter disbelief. He continues, “No, I’m serious. Yesterday I came home and found a jockey under our bed.”