Three hilarious jokes about heading to the doctor’s for an annual check-up

Pete wanted to know why his suit had shrunk

Pete went into the doctor’s office for his annual check-up and the doctor asked if there was anything unusual he should know about.

So Pete told the doctor that his suit must have shrunk over the last year, because it didn’t fit when he went to get ready for a wedding recently.

The doctor said: “Suits don’t shrink just sitting in a closet. You probably put on a few kilos”.

“That’s just it, Doc, I know I haven’t gained a single kilo since the last time I wore it.”

“Well, then,” said the doctor. “You must have a case of Furniture Disease.”

“What in the world is Furniture Disease?” asked Pete.

“That’s when your chest starts sliding down into your drawers.”

A woman has a pain in her side

A woman has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says: “You have acute appendicitis”.

The woman says: “That’s sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help”.

An elderly man listed off his medical problems

An elderly man went to the doctor. “Doc,” he said. “I am so stricken. I have chest pains, headaches, back pains, nausea, arthritis, constipation, stomach cramps, earaches, burning in the eyes, congested lungs…”

“Sir,” the doctor interrupted. “You complain you have so many things. What don’t you have?”

The man thought for a second, then said: “Teeth”.