Ted has a superpower

Ted is pulled over by the police. A bag of drugs is found in his pocket. The cop asks Ted to step out of the car and says, “Sir, do you know it’s illegal to have drugs in your possession?”

“I’m sorry officer, but it’s not my fault.” pleads Ted. “I’ve tried numerous times to get rid of the drugs, but every time I flush them down the toilet, they always reappear in my pocket.”

The cop laughs and shakes his head, “Very funny, pal.” The cop takes out his cuffs proceeds to place Bob under arrest.

Ted protested, “No, I’m serious! Let me show you and if I’m lying, you can arrest me on the spot.”

The cop gives in, and the two of them walk into a gas station bathroom. Ted flushes the drugs down the toilet. The cop then begins to search Ted’s pockets, finding nothing.

The cop looks puzzled and looks at Ted, “I thought you said when you flush the drugs that they always reappear in your pocket?”

Ted shrugged at the cop, “Drugs? What drugs?”

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