Starts at 60 Daily Joke: Three ladies were discussing getting older

Three ladies were discussing getting older. 

One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can’t remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich.”

The second lady added, “Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can’t remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down.”

The third one said, “Well, ladies, I’m glad I don’t have that problem. Touch wood,” as she tapped the table. She then said, “That must be the door, I’ll get it!”

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