Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A married man was having an affair

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.

One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house.

Exhausted from the afternoon activities, they fell asleep and woke up at 8pm.

As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt.

“Where have you been?” demanded his wife when he entered the house.

“Darling,” replied the man. “I can’t lie to you. I’ve been having an affair with my secretary. I fell asleep in her bed and didn’t wake up until 8pm.”

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, “You liar! You’ve been playing golf!”

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